Snake Eyes

Snake Eyes - one of the best characters and also one of the most over-used, over-rated, over-exposed characters. He is still pretty damn cool, though.

I prefer to think of him as a commando with ninja training rather than a super-ninja that occasionally uses guns. Plus, he's not super disfigured, just got some wicked scars on his face. Also is mute in my twisted little Joe-verse - or at least has severely damaged vocal cords.

I like my version much more than the outrageously expensive Sideshow version. Deal with it. Mine has the option of not wearing his mask.

Oh yeah, his "real" name that is supposedly classified? I know it. It's John Smith.